Candy Corn Jell-o Shots

I'm taking a break from the election today.  I am dedicating my blog to the swing states for the rest of the week.


Candy-Corn JELL-O Shots

 

24 clear plastic shot glasses

2-3/4 cups boiling water, divided

1 pkg. yellow gelatin

3/4 cup vodka

12 drops yellow food coloring

1 pkg. orange gelatin

3/4 cup Butterscotch schnapps

4 drops red food coloring

3/4 cup clear liquor (vodka or clear Creme de Cacao)

1 envelope unflavored gelatin

1/2 cup sweetened condensed milk

Place shot glasses on flat tray.

 

Add 1 cup boiling water to yellow gelatin in 2 cup glass measure with spout; stir 2 min. until completely dissolved. Stir in vodka and 8 drops yellow food coloring.  Pour evenly into shot glasses 1/3 full.  Refrigerate 1 hour or until set.  Clean measuring cup.

 

Add 1 cup boiling water to orange gelatin in measuring cup; stir 2 min. until completely dissolved. Stir in schnapps, remaining yellow food coloring and red food coloring. When orange mixture is room temperature and yellow layer is set, pour orange gelatin mixture evenly over yellow layer.  Clean measuring cup. Refrigerate 1 hour or until set.

 

Pour clear liquor into measuring cup.  Sprinkle unflavored gelatin over the liquor; let stand 2 minutes. Add remaining 3/4 cup boiling water and stir 2 minutes or until gelatin is completely dissolved.  Stir in sweetened condensed milk.  Pour white mixture evenly over firm orange layer. 

 

Refrigerate 2 hours or until firm.  Serve with toothpicks.  

LAST DEBATE Dark & Stormy

http://www.debatedrinking.com/

In Florida, the drink is RUM!


LAST DEBATE Dark & Stormy
Makes 1 potent cocktail

If the past two debates have taught us anything, it's that things can get pretty ugly, pretty fast.

1 lime, cut in half
3 oz. dark spiced rum
8 oz. ginger beer
ice

Squeeze juice from half of lime into tall cocktail glass.  Fill glass with ice.

Pour rum over ice.  Fill with ginger beer.

Squeeze remaining lime over top of cocktail and place spent lime half, cut side down, on top.  Drizzle a bit more rum over lime.  Serve with a straw.

Tip:
Substitute ginger ale for ginger beer.

Brand recommendations:
Goslings Dark Spiced Rum and Goslings Ginger Beer

"SLOW" TO UNDERSTAND Short Ribs with Garlic Polenta

http://voice4america.com/articles/2012/10/17/bill-maher-mitt-romney-has-to-start-understanding-why-people-dont-like-him.html#axzz29wVj8fBG

"SLOW" TO UNDERSTAND Short Ribs with Garlic Polenta
Makes 10 to 12 servings

Slow, because they are slow-cooked while you're at work.  

12 (about 5 lb. total) boneless beef short ribs, excess fat removed
Kosher salt, black pepper

1 Tbsp. oil

6 shallots, chopped
1 carrot, peeled and chopped

1 celery stalk, chopped

2 Tbsp. tomato paste

1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
1-1/2 cups red wine

1 can (14 oz.) reduced sodium chicken broth or stock

2 Tbsp. Minute brand tapioca

2 bay leaves

12 (about 5 lb. total) boneless beef short ribs, excess fat removed

1/4 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley
Garlic Polenta (recipe below)

In 2 batches, cook ribs (seasoned with salt and pepper) in oil in large skillet on medium-high heat 4 minutes on each side or until browned.  Add to slow cooker.

In same skillet cook shallots, carrot, and celery over medium heat until browned, about 8 minutes.  Stir in tomato paste and thyme and cook about 1 minute.  Stir in wine; bring to a boil and simmer until reduced by half.  Add broth, tapioca and bay leaves; bring to a boil, then pour mixture over meat in slow cooker.

Cover and cook until the meat is very tender, on LOW 8 to 10 hours (HIGH 5 to 6 hours).  With a slotted spoon, transfer the ribs to serving bowls with a generous dollop of garlic polenta. Spoon sauce over polenta and ribs and sprinkle with parsley.  

GARLIC POLENTA

Prepare 1/2 (1 lb.) package of instant polenta as directed, substituting reduced sodium chicken broth for the water.  Bring the broth to a boil in a sauce pot containing 3 cloves minced garlic sauteed in 1 Tbsp. olive oil and continue as directed.  

VP DEBATE GAME Apple Cider Sangria

http://www.debatedrinking.com/

Select a candidate to drink to:

It doesn't have to be the VP Candidate you plan to vote for - in fact it's often more fun if it isn't. If you are at a party, try assigning candidates randomly to the guests.

Take a drink* every time your candidate says anything on his list
 

Joe Biden:

Millionaires
Voucher
Inherited
General Motors
Middle Class
Literally
Bin Laden
Teachers
Syria
Obama

Paul Ryan:
ObamaCare
Reform
Small Business
Libya
Crisis
Freedom
You Know
Generation
Government
Reagan

Additional drinking opportunities

Start the night off with a gimme – Take a drink for each person or organization that your candidate thanks in his opening remarks.

If your candidate has any type of numbered or multi-step plan – Take one drink for each number.

Each time you see your candidate force an awkward grin or laugh while his opponent is insulting him or disparaging his policies – Take a drink.Here is a perfect fall beverage for the game:

Apple Cider Sangria
Makes 12 servings

1 bottle (1500 ml) pinot grigio
1 qt. good quality apple cider
1 cup ginger brandy
1/2 cup sugar
2 honey crisp apples, chopped
2 Bosc pears, chopped

Mix wine, cider, brandy and sugar.

Stir in fruit.

*Because this may be a high scoring game, a drink is defined as a sip of sangria. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.
Drinking starts October 11, at 9:00pm Eastern Time

MORE WARS! Macaroni & Cheese

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/419976/october-09-2012/mitt-promises-to-put-iran-s-leaders--on-notice--for-their-nuclear-pursuits-

FOUR MORE WARS! FOUR MORE WARS! FOUR MORE WARS!
Mitt is promising us lots of action in the Mid East.

MORE WARS! Macaroni & Cheese
Makes 6 servings

The ultimate comfort food.

4 Tbsp. butter, divided
1/4 cup panko bread crumbs
1/4 tsp. paprika
3 Tbsp. flour
1/2 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
2 cups milk
2 cups (8 oz.) shredded pepper-jack cheese, divided
2 cups macaroni, cooked and drained

Heat oven to 375F.

Melt 1 Tbsp. butter in skillet over medium heat.  Stir in panko and paprika; cook and stir 1 minute or until crumbs are golden brown.  Set crumbs aside.

Melt remaining butter in large saucepan on low heat. Add flour, salt and pepper; mix well. Cook 2 minutes or until bubbly. Gradually add milk, stirring until well blended. Cook on medium heat until mixture boils and thickens, stirring constantly. Reduce heat to low; simmer 3 to 5 minutes or until thickened. Add 1-1/2 cups of the cheese; cook until melted, stirring constantly. Add macaroni; mix lightly.

Spoon into 1-1/2-quart casserole; sprinkle with remaining 1/2 cup cheese.

Bake 20 minutes or until bubbly around edges.

SMALL MONEY Oats with Honey

http://www.nationalmemo.com/how-small-money-can-matter-again-in-politics/

I'll believe it when I see it.  The logic is sound, but big money can buy so much!

SMALL MONEY Oats with Honey
Makes 1 serving

There's nothing small about the flavor of this simple breakfast, perfect for a cool autumn morning.

1/2 cup old-fashioned oats
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1-1/2 Tbsp. honey, divided
1/4 tsp. freshly ground cinnamon
1/2 cup frozen blueberries or raspberries

Combine oats, milk, water, 1 Tbsp. honey and cinnamon in 1 qt. microwaveable bowl.  

Cook on HIGH 2 to 3 minutes, stirring halfway through cooking time.  Stir in fruit.

Spoon into serving bowl; drizzle with remaining honey.

• This is really good with a pat of butter on top.
• If you prefer sweeter oatmeal, substitute brown sugar for honey.

ACCURATE ACCOUNTS Apple Muffins

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/08/opinion/krugman-truth-about-jobs.html?ref=opinion

None of this should be taken to imply that the situation is good, or to deny that we should be doing better — a shortfall largely due to the scorched-earth tactics of Republicans, who have blocked any and all efforts to accelerate the pace of recovery. (If the American Jobs Act, proposed by the Obama administration last year, had been passed, the unemployment rate would probably be below 7 percent.) The U.S. economy is still far short of where it should be, and the job market has a long way to go before it makes up the ground lost in the Great Recession. But the employment data do suggest an economy that is slowly healing, an economy in which declining consumer debt burdens and a housing revival have finally put us on the road back to full employment.

And that’s the truth that the right can’t handle. The furor over Friday’s report revealed a political movement that is rooting for American failure, so obsessed with taking down Mr. Obama that good news for the nation’s long-suffering workers drives its members into a blind rage. It also revealed a movement that lives in an intellectual bubble, dealing with uncomfortable reality — whether that reality involves polls or economic data — not just by denying the facts, but by spinning wild conspiracy theories.

It is, quite simply, frightening to think that a movement this deranged wields so much political power.

ACCURATE ACCOUNTS Apple Muffins
Makes 12 big muffins

Made with Honeycrisp apples, these are truly delicious!

2 cups flour
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 Tbsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. freshly ground cinnamon
1/4 tsp. freshly grated nutmeg
1/2 tsp. salt
1 stick butter or margarine, melted
1 container (6 oz.) vanilla yogurt
3/4 cup milk
2 eggs
1 large Honeycrisp apple, chopped (1 cup)
3/4 cup toasted chopped pecans

Heat oven to 375°F.  Whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt.

In separate bowl, mix butter, yogurt, milk, eggs and apples.  Stir in dry ingredients and pecans until just moistened.  Spoon evenly into 12-cup muffin pan sprayed with nonstick cooking spray.

Bake 30 minutes or until golden brown.  Let stand in pan 5 minutes, then turn out onto wire rack.  Serve warm.

Tip:
You can replace the pecans with walnuts if you like, but be sure to toast them.  Toast nuts in the preheated oven on a baking sheet for 5 to 7 minutes, or toast in a shallow microwave-safe dish in microwave for 3 to 4 minutes on HIGH, stirring every 30 seconds.

THE TRUTH Toddy for Two

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/10/05/obama-campaign-mitt-romney-meant-it-about-the-47-percent/

He said it.  He meant it.

THE TRUTH Toddy for Two
Makes 2 servings

This election has become mean and hurtful; sometimes I feel entitled to have a strong drink.

1 cup apple cider
1/2 cup amaretto

Heat cider in small saucepot until just simmering at edges.  Pour evenly into two cups.

Add 1/4 cup amaretto to each mug.  Serve with cinnamon sticks.

POSITIVE NEWS Pizza

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/05/jobless-rate-falls-to-78-percent-in-september/

78% ?  Is this an accidental typo?  Methinks it's 7.8%!!!

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/05/jobs-report-brings-unexpected-good-news-for-obama/?ref=politics

Depending on the spin...

POSITIVE NEWS Pizza
Makes 8 servings

When I make homemade pizza, my kids think it's positive news, indeed!

1-3/4 cups bread flour

1 tsp. salt

2 tsp. yeast

3/4 cup hot water

3 Tbsp. olive oil, divided

1 Tbsp. honey

3/4 lb. bulk Italian sausage

2 cups (8 oz.) Italian blend shredded cheese

1 can (28 oz.) diced tomatoes, drained

2 cloves garlic, minced

1/4 tsp. oregano

1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper, divided

2 Tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese

Combine bread flour, salt and yeast in work bowl of food processor fitted with metal blade.  Pulse to combine.  In glass measuring cup combine water, 1 Tbsp. oil and honey.  With processor running, pour water mixture through feed tube.  Run processor 1 minute (after about 15 seconds the dough will come together in a ball and whip around the work bowl). Remove dough from bowl (dough will be sticky) and knead on counter or other hard work surface with a little bit of flour.  Stretch into a 6x8-inch rectangle.

Pour remaining oil in 15x10-inch jelly roll pan.  Place dough in pan and turn over to coat both sides with oil.  Cover with plastic wrap and let rise 1 hour or until double.

While dough is rising, cook Italian sausage in large skillet until not quite cooked through, about 8 minutes.

Stretch dough to sides of pan.  Cover and let rise 40 minutes.  Heat oven to 500°F.

Top dough with cheese blend, then dollop with sausage.  Top with combined tomatoes, garlic, oregano and half of the pepper.  Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and remaining pepper.  Bake 15 minutes or until edges are golden brown and cheese is melted.  Cut with scissors to serve.

Tip:

I love pizza with a slightly chilled pinot noir.

POLITICAL THEATER Patriotic Sangria

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2012/10/02/a-better-approach-to-presidential-debates/moderators-must-not-be-subservient

Something to charge you up when the moderators give the incumbent and the challenger a "soft ride".

POLITICAL THEATER Patriotic Sangria
Makes 8 servings

1/2 cup each freshly 
squeezed lemon juice and
orange juice
1/2 cup sugar
2 oz. orange liqueur (triple sec or Grand Marnier)
2 oz. brandy
1 bottle (1500 ml) white wine (pinot grigio, sauvignon blanc or chardonnay)
1 cup blueberries
1 cup quartered strawberries or raspberries
1 starfruit, sliced

Mix together juices, sugar, liqueur and brandy in large pitcher 2 min. or until sugar is completely dissolved. Stir in wine; cover and refrigerate.

Add fruit just before serving.

HANDOUTS FOR BILLIONAIRES Hobo Stew

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/02/opinion/mr-romneys-government-handout.html?ref=politicd&_r=0

Why is it only called a handout when it benefits the poor?

HANDOUTS FOR BILLIONAIRES Hobo Stew
Makes 4 servings

Something for them, and something for the rest of us.  Heck, this simple dinner is fit for a king!

4 large pieces aluminum foil (heavy duty if using grill)

1 lb. ground beef

1 can (14 oz.) seasoned diced tomatoes (pick your favorite)

2 potatoes, scrubbed, sliced

4 carrots, peeled, sliced on bias

1 red onion, halved, cut into wedges

1/4 tsp. salt and pepper

1 cup shredded cheese (look for something to complement the tomatoes – see note)

Heat oven to 375°F, or prepare grill for indirect medium heat.

Shape hamburger meat into thick discs. Place in center of foil sheets lightly sprayed with nonstick cooking spray. Top evenly with tomatoes (avoid using all of the juices). Surround meat and tomatoes with remaining vegetables and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fold foil over meat and vegetables securely leaving room for air circulation. Place on baking sheet.  Bake in oven or grill on indirect medium heat for 1 hour or until vegetables are tender. Carefully open packets.  Top each with 1/4 cup cheese and re-close packets for 3 minutes or until cheese is melted.  Serve immediately. Note:   Here are a few good diced tomato/shredded cheese combinations. Diced Tomatoes Shredded Cheese Fire roasted with garlic Mozzarella or an Italian cheese blend With basil, garlic and oregano Mozzarella or an Italian cheese blend With spicy red pepper or with diced green chilies Colby and Monterrey Jack or a Mexican cheese blend